Archive for the ‘Hitech’ Category

On Politician’s Promises

Posted: December 27, 2017 by aawraa in Funny, Hitech, Sarcasm, Witty

I really want promises made by politicians during election times to be on Blockchain 😂

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

P.S. A blockchain, simply put, is a database. It’s an ever-growing database of certain kind of data and has quite remarkable properties:

1. Once data is stored in the database, it can never be modified or deleted. Every record on a blockchain is permanent for eternity.

2. No single individual or organization maintains the database; several thousand individuals do, and everyone has a copy of the database with themselves.

Courtesy: TNW

Advertisements

On Einstein

Posted: November 1, 2017 by aawraa in Funny, Hitech, Sarcasm, Witty

If Facebook was there between 1879-1955, Einstein would be known as a Genius for solving “99% will fail!” puzzles on Facebook 😛

On iPhone Ads in India

Posted: October 8, 2017 by aawraa in Funny, Hitech, Sarcasm, Witty

The new iPhone ad on TV is so racist. It taunts,

“Watch this!”

Just watch this because you can not afford it 😛

On TV

Posted: October 8, 2017 by aawraa in Funny, Hitech, Sarcasm, Witty

Sometimes I feel that a television is a so 19th-century product, still dangling out of necessity in the realm of the 21st century. And no one seemed to be addressed it for what is it. There is no doubt, It’s a huge time waster device to be relied on in the fast-paced world of the Internet. I know, we have a choice to switch gears and turn to Youtube/Netflix, but that’s not the point. 😎

The point is that there are some of the great and family entertainers shows happening on the TV but an inability to scroll through the time in order to shift to important bits you love to watch is making it vulnerable. All you have to wait and wait and wait for your favorite bit as if you have a plenty of free time 😙

In a nutshell, on TV the time is relative to others whereas on Internet the time is a dimension complementing your other 3 dimensions. And I think regular TV set needs to adapt to this in order to survive the whole ecosystem. 🙂

On Apple

Posted: September 12, 2017 by aawraa in Hitech

Good luck for iPhone 8 customers for the same shit 😛

P.S. I’m hoping that one day Apple would announce,

“Last time Steve Jobs asked you the very simple question, Who wants a stylus??”

“Today it’s time to go full circle. Today, let me ask you the very simple question, Who wants a phone??”

Introducing Augmented Reality Goggles – your iPhone, iPod, iPad, iMac, AppleTV, all right in front of your eyes!!!

Being a Frontend Engineer

Posted: March 13, 2017 by aawraa in Hitech, Sarcasm

The best thing about the Web is a browser that gives your the freeDOM to inspect.

Self-driving car is not A.I.

Posted: January 5, 2017 by aawraa in Hitech

Self-driving car is just a bot with predefined instructions unless it lets you do stuff that human driver can do. Think about it, reaching just the destination anyhow is so dumb…

For example, I called the Uber driver to take a U-turn and wait because incoming lane was full of traffic and would have taken me way more time than walking there.