Archive for the ‘Sarcasm’ Category

On Feminisim

Posted: July 5, 2017 by aawraa in Philosophy, Sarcasm

How a feminist is different than a religionist or a casteist?

To give you an example:
When you hire a bunch of engineers, why not look at them as engineers instead of male engineers or female engineers.

How would you react if HR people say, “now that we have hired enough of a good talent, let’s hire some engineers from backward/forward class” or “enough with Hindu engineers, let’s hire some Muslim or Christian engineers”.

Why people are so proud to be feminists but the same people look down on those who support specific cast or religion?

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On Demonetization

Posted: June 28, 2017 by aawraa in Funny, Sarcasm

“Demonetization to #DigitalIndia what Ransomware is to #Bitcoin” 😛

On Religion

Posted: June 6, 2017 by aawraa in Philosophy, Sarcasm

Every time someone shared or liked an article on, “X number of people in Y country happily accepted Z religion by God’s grace”,

I am like, “So what??”

You can be a great Son/Daughter, Brother/Sister, Husband/Wife, Father/Mother. A good person regardless of the religion!

Let your greatness define your religion not the other way around.

Thoughts on humanity, fame, and love

Posted: May 14, 2017 by aawraa in Sarcasm

Good talk but battered with too much self-importance.

1. Why suddenly our Indian-ness comes out in front of Foreigners? I’ve never seen SRK bringing his hands together to greet people or his fans here in India. We all just raise one hand and shake it horizontally as if we are cleaning a front mirror of a car or something.

2. You are just an actor/producer selling dreams of your own, off-course to make money. If you really want to sell dreams, sell it for either free or cheap so that more percentage of Indians buy your dreams to beget their own, without racing for 100-cr or 1000-cr bracket.

For Feminists

Posted: May 8, 2017 by aawraa in Sarcasm, Witty

The question always boggles me that, “If a man can look hot and handsome with full clothes on, why a woman has to do the opposite to look hot and sexy” 🤔

On Swachh Bharat CESS

Posted: May 6, 2017 by aawraa in Sarcasm, Witty

I’m delighted that my Swachh Bharat CESS paid in the last financial year will be poured into Shilpa Shetty’s ads in 2017-18 to promote, well obviously Swachh Bharat Campaign.

Moreover, I’m ecstatic to hear from Shilpa Shetty in the ad that keeping Bharat clean is your, not Govt’s responsibility.

When niece asked to tell a Joke

Posted: May 2, 2017 by aawraa in Funny, Sarcasm

After a long time, I met my niece. And she insisted, “Mama (uncle in english), Mama, tell me a joke.”

I said, “Demonetization!”

She is still crying 😛