Archive for the ‘Sarcasm’ Category

Being a privileged customer

Posted: January 1, 2017 by aawraa in Funny, Sarcasm, Witty

Every time I call Kotak Bank’s customer care number, I hear, “As a privileged customer, we wish to serve you PASTA” 😛

It’s faster by the way.

31st explained

Posted: December 30, 2016 by aawraa in Funny, Sarcasm

31st December is the day when people do stuff for the last time that they do not wish to do in the new year which they anyway going to do a week after it 😛

Xmas in India after Demonetization

Posted: December 25, 2016 by aawraa in Sarcasm, Witty

Dear Santa, this time we will buy gifts ourselves, आप सिर्फ छूट्टा लेके आना।

#HappyXmas to all

When India promotes driverless society

Posted: December 11, 2016 by aawraa in Funny, Sarcasm, Witty

भाइयो और बहनों, आज मध्यरात्री यानि 8 नवंबर 20XX के रात्री 12 बजे से वर्तमान में जारी, 2 wheeler और 4 wheeler गाड़ियाँ चलाना legal नहीं रहेगा। इन गाड़ियोंको चलाना कानूनन अमान्य होगा। दो महिनोके भीतर भीतर आप ये गाड़ियोंको Autonomous Vehicles से बदल सकते है 😂

India to China

Posted: December 8, 2016 by aawraa in Sarcasm, Witty

I think there is some confusion. We want to beat China, not to become China.

Amazon Go in developing countries

Posted: December 7, 2016 by aawraa in Funny, Sarcasm

Go to any mall, pick items you need, and just leave.

If in case somebody questions, say, “Sorry, I thought it’s Amazon Go”. Otherwise, good for you 😛

Irony of Demonetization

Posted: November 17, 2016 by aawraa in Sarcasm

“आपका पैसा सुरक्षित है” ये हम आपका पैसा इस्तमाल करके Ad बनाकर आपको बताते है