Archive for the ‘Sarcasm’ Category

Being a Frontend Engineer

Posted: March 13, 2017 by aawraa in Hitech, Sarcasm

The best thing about the Web is a browser that gives your the freeDOM to inspect.

Greatest day of my life

Posted: February 25, 2017 by aawraa in Funny, Sarcasm, Witty

If someone asks me “what’s the greatest day of life”, I would say, “the day when M$ dropped support for IE” 😛

Confused Amir Khan

Posted: February 8, 2017 by aawraa in Funny, Sarcasm

If we ignore the fact that the movie was based on a true story:

Amir’s Dangal and Taare Zamin Par movies are so contrary in their message.

In TZP, Aamir was a outsider and encouraged the kid’s parents to let their kido do what he likes.

In Dangal, he was the insider (i e. Father) and forced his daughters to join wrestling

Is first impression the last impression?

Posted: January 16, 2017 by aawraa in Sarcasm, Witty

Make your first impression good.

Stop judging people on their first impression.

So contrary 🤔

Being a privileged customer

Posted: January 1, 2017 by aawraa in Funny, Sarcasm, Witty

Every time I call Kotak Bank’s customer care number, I hear, “As a privileged customer, we wish to serve you PASTA” 😛

It’s faster by the way.

31st explained

Posted: December 30, 2016 by aawraa in Funny, Sarcasm

31st December is the day when people do stuff for the last time that they do not wish to do in the new year which they anyway going to do a week after it 😛

Xmas in India after Demonetization

Posted: December 25, 2016 by aawraa in Sarcasm, Witty

Dear Santa, this time we will buy gifts ourselves, आप सिर्फ छूट्टा लेके आना।

#HappyXmas to all