If someone asks me “what’s the greatest day of life”, I would say, “the day when M$ dropped support for IE” 😛
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If we ignore the fact that the movie was based on a true story:
Amir’s Dangal and Taare Zamin Par movies are so contrary in their message.
In TZP, Aamir was a outsider and encouraged the kid’s parents to let their kido do what he likes.
In Dangal, he was the insider (i e. Father) and forced his daughters to join wrestling
Make your first impression good.
Stop judging people on their first impression.
So contrary 🤔
Every time I call Kotak Bank’s customer care number, I hear, “As a privileged customer, we wish to serve you PASTA” 😛
It’s faster by the way.
31st December is the day when people do stuff for the last time that they do not wish to do in the new year which they anyway going to do a week after it 😛
Dear Santa, this time we will buy gifts ourselves, आप सिर्फ छूट्टा लेके आना।
#HappyXmas to all
भाइयो और बहनों, आज मध्यरात्री यानि 8 नवंबर 20XX के रात्री 12 बजे से वर्तमान में जारी, 2 wheeler और 4 wheeler गाड़ियाँ चलाना legal नहीं रहेगा। इन गाड़ियोंको चलाना कानूनन अमान्य होगा। दो महिनोके भीतर भीतर आप ये गाड़ियोंको Autonomous Vehicles से बदल सकते है 😂