Archive for the ‘Sarcasm’ Category

When the whole world is a github

Posted: June 8, 2018 by aawraa in Sarcasm, Witty

Indeed the observable universe is some sort of a hosting service like Github, maybe, created by Type III civilization where:

Each galaxy is a repository.
Each solar system in the galaxy is a directory.
And each planet in the solar system is a file.

Planets without a trace of any biological or artificial life must be the legacy code that never checked-in since eons πŸ˜…

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99% genius

Posted: April 11, 2018 by aawraa in Sarcasm, Witty

I think the people who solve “99% only genius can solve this puzzle” are the same ones who type “BFF” on Mark Zuckerberg’s post to verfiy if their FB account is secured πŸ˜‚

ES6

Posted: April 1, 2018 by aawraa in Sarcasm

In ES5, you define a variable using “var”.

In ES6, you can also use “let”.

The meaning of both combined i.e. varlet is a servant.

Coincidence!?

#HappyNewYear2018

Posted: December 31, 2017 by aawraa in Funny, Motivational, Sarcasm, Witty

He trudged towards one of the pickup points nearby and saw a car parked on the other side of the narrow street in front of him. He hastily crossed the street, dodging the two-way traffic, to open an unlocked door of the car. He barely heard remnants of something before the driver decided to completely go off-air with whatever been playing in the car. He still recognized it though. That was something that we all hear every day in public places.

He probed the driver, “Why did you stop it suddenly when I entered the car??”

The driver answered quizzically, “Does your religion allow to listen to this?!”

He paused for a moment to carefully answer since it should neither exaggerate his religion nor demean the driver’s religion, “Well, my religion will not be dishonored by listening to that because all scriptures teach the same things. In fact, I will see my god in yours If you ask me to bow down to”.

The driver smiled broadly and continued to play the audio version of Quran to enjoy the further ride.

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This conversation happened between some random guy and the Uber Driver.

I hope that we all will stay away from people, tweets, FB pages, and Youtube videos who are spreading lies and communal disharmony among us.

Let’s be well informed than ill-informed πŸ™‚

#HappyNewYear2018

New Year Resolution 2018

Posted: December 30, 2017 by aawraa in Funny, Sarcasm, Witty

I have never done this before but 2018 is special for all of us. Hence I want to share my most important new year resolution here on Facebook.

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Link my #Aadhaar to Life, the Universe, and Everything 😎

#HappyNewYear2018

On Politician’s Promises

Posted: December 27, 2017 by aawraa in Funny, Hitech, Sarcasm, Witty

I really want promises made by politicians during election times to be on Blockchain πŸ˜‚

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P.S. A blockchain, simply put, is a database. It’s an ever-growing database of certain kind of data and has quite remarkable properties:

1. Once data is stored in the database, it can never be modified or deleted. Every record on a blockchain is permanent for eternity.

2. No single individual or organization maintains the database; several thousand individuals do, and everyone has a copy of the database with themselves.

Courtesy: TNW

On Justice League

Posted: December 24, 2017 by aawraa in Funny, Sarcasm, Witty

What’s common between Justice League movie and Indian Judiciary?

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They both did not do JUSTICE πŸ˜›