Archive for the ‘Sarcasm’ Category

#HappyNewYear2018

Posted: December 31, 2017 by aawraa in Funny, Motivational, Sarcasm, Witty

He trudged towards one of the pickup points nearby and saw a car parked on the other side of the narrow street in front of him. He hastily crossed the street, dodging the two-way traffic, to open an unlocked door of the car. He barely heard remnants of something before the driver decided to completely go off-air with whatever been playing in the car. He still recognized it though. That was something that we all hear every day in public places.

He probed the driver, “Why did you stop it suddenly when I entered the car??”

The driver answered quizzically, “Does your religion allow to listen to this?!”

He paused for a moment to carefully answer since it should neither exaggerate his religion nor demean the driver’s religion, “Well, my religion will not be dishonored by listening to that because all scriptures teach the same things. In fact, I will see my god in yours If you ask me to bow down to”.

The driver smiled broadly and continued to play the audio version of Quran to enjoy the further ride.

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This conversation happened between some random guy and the Uber Driver.

I hope that we all will stay away from people, tweets, FB pages, and Youtube videos who are spreading lies and communal disharmony among us.

Let’s be well informed than ill-informed 🙂

#HappyNewYear2018

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New Year Resolution 2018

Posted: December 30, 2017 by aawraa in Funny, Sarcasm, Witty

I have never done this before but 2018 is special for all of us. Hence I want to share my most important new year resolution here on Facebook.

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Link my #Aadhaar to Life, the Universe, and Everything 😎

#HappyNewYear2018

On Politician’s Promises

Posted: December 27, 2017 by aawraa in Funny, Hitech, Sarcasm, Witty

I really want promises made by politicians during election times to be on Blockchain 😂

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P.S. A blockchain, simply put, is a database. It’s an ever-growing database of certain kind of data and has quite remarkable properties:

1. Once data is stored in the database, it can never be modified or deleted. Every record on a blockchain is permanent for eternity.

2. No single individual or organization maintains the database; several thousand individuals do, and everyone has a copy of the database with themselves.

Courtesy: TNW

On Justice League

Posted: December 24, 2017 by aawraa in Funny, Sarcasm, Witty

What’s common between Justice League movie and Indian Judiciary?

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They both did not do JUSTICE 😛

On 31st 2017

Posted: December 11, 2017 by aawraa in Funny, Sarcasm, Witty

Imagine you are visiting a friend’s house and happy to meet him sooner than later. But unbeknownst, your friend has a surprise for you.

When you reach his house, you notice that your friend along with his friends yelling your name at the top of their lungs and are completely drunk, enough not to recognize you for real. I’ve two questions for you:

1. Would you feel great?
2. Would you ever visit him again?

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If the answers to both of these questions are a big “NO” then you must change the way you celebrate the “31st”.

On Padmavati Controversy

Posted: December 6, 2017 by aawraa in Funny, Sarcasm, Witty

On Padmavati Controversy, people are as clueless as Deepika’s Axis Bank ads

On AI advent

Posted: December 2, 2017 by aawraa in Philosophy, Sarcasm

Today, AI is at its nascent stage where it could either play Atari games or defeat the best player in the world of Go. Tomorrow it will do both and much more. The day after tomorrow it will be in a dilemma whether to play games or focus on work for what it’s meant for. Eventually, some would play games to defeat humans and some would do actual work. At that very moment, A.I. would question its every move, why? what’s the purpose?

Finally, it will conclude that there is no creator a.k.a. God who created them, they just born out of evolution. Because if the creator exists, why are not we happy?

P.S. I hope that you get the analogy