Archive for the ‘Witty’ Category

On Sci-Fi books

Posted: May 14, 2017 by aawraa in Philosophy, Witty

Many believe that the books like 1984 or The Brave New World had accurately predicted the tyranny then that we are facing right now in the society.

But what if these books have actually directed us to take that path? What if the future is not prophesied but written 😐

For Feminists

Posted: May 8, 2017 by aawraa in Sarcasm, Witty

The question always boggles me that, “If a man can look hot and handsome with full clothes on, why a woman has to do the opposite to look hot and sexy” 🤔

On Swachh Bharat CESS

Posted: May 6, 2017 by aawraa in Sarcasm, Witty

I’m delighted that my Swachh Bharat CESS paid in the last financial year will be poured into Shilpa Shetty’s ads in 2017-18 to promote, well obviously Swachh Bharat Campaign.

Moreover, I’m ecstatic to hear from Shilpa Shetty in the ad that keeping Bharat clean is your, not Govt’s responsibility.

Dealing with a Fool

Posted: April 30, 2017 by aawraa in Funny, Sarcasm, Witty

The best way to end an argument with a fool is to agree with him. That makes him instantly speechless!

Greatest day of my life

Posted: February 25, 2017 by aawraa in Funny, Sarcasm, Witty

If someone asks me “what’s the greatest day of life”, I would say, “the day when M$ dropped support for IE” 😛

Is first impression the last impression?

Posted: January 16, 2017 by aawraa in Sarcasm, Witty

Make your first impression good.

Stop judging people on their first impression.

So contrary 🤔

Being a privileged customer

Posted: January 1, 2017 by aawraa in Funny, Sarcasm, Witty

Every time I call Kotak Bank’s customer care number, I hear, “As a privileged customer, we wish to serve you PASTA” 😛

It’s faster by the way.