Archive for the ‘Witty’ Category

Being a privileged customer

Posted: January 1, 2017 by aawraa in Funny, Sarcasm, Witty

Every time I call Kotak Bank’s customer care number, I hear, “As a privileged customer, we wish to serve you PASTA” 😛

It’s faster by the way.

Happy New Year 2017

Posted: December 31, 2016 by aawraa in Funny, Witty

This was a very old but real story happened to my dad while he was taking a stroll.

A random guy stopped him and asked, “ये सातारा कहा पड़ता है?”
My dad, a little bewildered as he was in Airoli at that time, thought for a moment and answered, “सातारा तो यहाँ से काफी दूर है..!!”

The guy questioned, “कितना दूर???”

My dad quickly reverted, as he knew the approximate time and the way to get there, “ये Volvo Bus पकडनेका और कमसे कम ६-७ घंटे तो लगेंगे…”

The guy, super confused, carried himself somehow and uttered, “मुझे तो बोला था की ६-७ मिनट के दुरी में है??”

My dad now way more confused than him, interrogated if he has any note with the address written on it.
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It was “XYZ Building, Sector 17, Airoli” 😛

#HappyNewYear20सातारा in advance

Xmas in India after Demonetization

Posted: December 25, 2016 by aawraa in Sarcasm, Witty

Dear Santa, this time we will buy gifts ourselves, आप सिर्फ छूट्टा लेके आना।

#HappyXmas to all

When India promotes driverless society

Posted: December 11, 2016 by aawraa in Funny, Sarcasm, Witty

भाइयो और बहनों, आज मध्यरात्री यानि 8 नवंबर 20XX के रात्री 12 बजे से वर्तमान में जारी, 2 wheeler और 4 wheeler गाड़ियाँ चलाना legal नहीं रहेगा। इन गाड़ियोंको चलाना कानूनन अमान्य होगा। दो महिनोके भीतर भीतर आप ये गाड़ियोंको Autonomous Vehicles से बदल सकते है 😂

Javascript developers vs the Earth

Posted: December 10, 2016 by aawraa in Funny, Witty

Most people crave for 9to5 except front-end engineers who seek 6to5 😛

India to China

Posted: December 8, 2016 by aawraa in Sarcasm, Witty

I think there is some confusion. We want to beat China, not to become China.

Ola driver vs Uber driver in India

Posted: November 29, 2016 by aawraa in Funny, Witty

Difference how Uber vs Ola driver acts throughout the journey since you get in:

Uber:
1. He will smile or rush towards Start Trip. button on the app or rarely say, “Hi sir/madam”
2. Then will drive as per his Job and drop you nicely.

Ola:
1. He will first expect OSN number from you.
2. He will dumbly question “कहा जाओगे?” even though he could see the location on the app.
3. He will then open the door from his side to spit outside before started driving.
4. More importantly he will repeat the Step 3 throughout.