Appreciating ART

Posted: January 6, 2017 by aawraa in Philosophy

These days whatever your ART is, it all boils down to whether it makes huge chunk of money or not. Bollywood fraternity has to wait for Sairaat movie to reach 100cr mark to know Nagaraj Manjule’s greatness as a story teller.

Not just Bollywood, It’s freaking everywhere and has to change.

Self-driving car is not A.I.

Posted: January 5, 2017 by aawraa in Hitech

Self-driving car is just a bot with predefined instructions unless it lets you do stuff that human driver can do. Think about it, reaching just the destination anyhow is so dumb…

For example, I called the Uber driver to take a U-turn and wait because incoming lane was full of traffic and would have taken me way more time than walking there.

Being a privileged customer

Posted: January 1, 2017 by aawraa in Funny, Sarcasm, Witty

Every time I call Kotak Bank’s customer care number, I hear, “As a privileged customer, we wish to serve you PASTA” 😛

It’s faster by the way.

Happy New Year 2017

Posted: December 31, 2016 by aawraa in Funny, Witty

This was a very old but real story happened to my dad while he was taking a stroll.

A random guy stopped him and asked, “ये सातारा कहा पड़ता है?”
My dad, a little bewildered as he was in Airoli at that time, thought for a moment and answered, “सातारा तो यहाँ से काफी दूर है..!!”

The guy questioned, “कितना दूर???”

My dad quickly reverted, as he knew the approximate time and the way to get there, “ये Volvo Bus पकडनेका और कमसे कम ६-७ घंटे तो लगेंगे…”

The guy, super confused, carried himself somehow and uttered, “मुझे तो बोला था की ६-७ मिनट के दुरी में है??”

My dad now way more confused than him, interrogated if he has any note with the address written on it.
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It was “XYZ Building, Sector 17, Airoli” 😛

#HappyNewYear20सातारा in advance

31st explained

Posted: December 30, 2016 by aawraa in Funny, Sarcasm

31st December is the day when people do stuff for the last time that they do not wish to do in the new year which they anyway going to do a week after it 😛

Xmas in India after Demonetization

Posted: December 25, 2016 by aawraa in Sarcasm, Witty

Dear Santa, this time we will buy gifts ourselves, आप सिर्फ छूट्टा लेके आना।

#HappyXmas to all

When India promotes driverless society

Posted: December 11, 2016 by aawraa in Funny, Sarcasm, Witty

भाइयो और बहनों, आज मध्यरात्री यानि 8 नवंबर 20XX के रात्री 12 बजे से वर्तमान में जारी, 2 wheeler और 4 wheeler गाड़ियाँ चलाना legal नहीं रहेगा। इन गाड़ियोंको चलाना कानूनन अमान्य होगा। दो महिनोके भीतर भीतर आप ये गाड़ियोंको Autonomous Vehicles से बदल सकते है 😂