On Upper Management

Posted: June 12, 2018 by aawraa in Philosophy

The Sun has unlimited sunlight but it can’t grow a plant or help any organism to sustain on its surface. It has to share the part of the sunlight on planets within its reach in order to do so.

Here the Sun represents the higher management who can not code but can only shoot ideas/requirements down the team to sprout 🙂😐😔

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Indian Avengers: Infinity War

Posted: June 12, 2018 by aawraa in Funny

We all know how fun and epic Sholey movie was. If we treat it as a Bollywood version of “Avengers: Infinity War” then each of the iconic characters need a separate movie on below topics:

1. Adventure of Jay and Veeru in thievary and why Thakur believes in them to fight against Gabbar. 🤗

2. Backstory of why Basanti talks so much and that too with a horse 😂

3. Radha’s engagement and marriage ceremony, god knows with whom?? 🤔

5. And Gabbar’s obsession with Holi deserves a separate movie altogether 🤣

On making any sports respectable in India

Posted: June 10, 2018 by aawraa in Philosophy

Cricket is, by design, the sport of the riches, needing a large ground, a costly leather ball, and more importantly 11 players with cricket kits at its helm. But it is just that the poor Indians somehow managed to reduce its opulence in order to play it in the backyard. If we were not so adamant to play Cricket without any such restrictions then Cricket would not have been the most played and watched sport in India.

The point I want to make here is that we must apply this rule to any sport we want to grow within the country. Golf is in my spotlight for sure 🙂

South Indians and English

Posted: June 8, 2018 by aawraa in Funny

South Indian people speak English as if they know it and speak Hindi as if they do not want to. 😂

When the whole world is a github

Posted: June 8, 2018 by aawraa in Sarcasm, Witty

Indeed the observable universe is some sort of a hosting service like Github, maybe, created by Type III civilization where:

Each galaxy is a repository.
Each solar system in the galaxy is a directory.
And each planet in the solar system is a file.

Planets without a trace of any biological or artificial life must be the legacy code that never checked-in since eons 😅

A new way of News Consumption

Posted: June 4, 2018 by aawraa in Philosophy

From the very beginning, we were forced to consume the news as it was served, especially when the 24-hour news channels were in their infancy. However, things have changed drastically from news being shown to news being explained to news being made.

And that is the problem!

The tailor-made news, be it on Social Media or TV, are used to brainstorm your own reasoning. You go by the handful of memes or bite-sized videos on favoring or non-favoring politician or a party and form your assumptions in favor of something or the other.

Do not be so lazy. Do not go for a birds-eye view. Do not simply like or share memes or videos just because you like it or it upholds your choice. Know the truth behind everything.

I despise one thing the most is that there is a lie in everything we know and will know. 4K crore (our tax money) was spent on advertising all the lies the most of us are proud of.

Numbers are skewed, data is forged, and we are f***ed unless something changes in 2019.

Faizal using Google Assistant

Posted: May 31, 2018 by aawraa in Funny

What would Faizal Khan from Gangs of Wasseypur change “OK, Google” to for Google Assistant to wake up?

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Faizal: Ka bey, Gandu!!
Google: Ding… Ding… 😅