Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category

On Demonetization

Posted: June 28, 2017 by aawraa in Funny, Sarcasm

“Demonetization to #DigitalIndia what Ransomware is to #Bitcoin” 😛

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A Joke by Uber Driver

Posted: May 13, 2017 by aawraa in Funny

One day he got a booking on his app and he accepted.
Later he stuck in traffic.

After a long time, the guy who had booked Uber called up,”Bhaiyya Uber order Kiya tha, aaya nahi ab tak?” (in english, “Brother, I ordered Uber a while ago, not picked me up yet?”).

Driver replied, “Ha, Paka Raha hoon” (in english “Yeah, I’m cooking Uber for you”) 😄

When niece asked to tell a Joke

Posted: May 2, 2017 by aawraa in Funny, Sarcasm

After a long time, I met my niece. And she insisted, “Mama (uncle in english), Mama, tell me a joke.”

I said, “Demonetization!”

She is still crying 😛

Dealing with a Fool

Posted: April 30, 2017 by aawraa in Funny, Sarcasm, Witty

The best way to end an argument with a fool is to agree with him. That makes him instantly speechless!

Dish TV AI

Posted: April 15, 2017 by aawraa in Funny, Sarcasm

It seems that my Dish HD+ box somehow got consciousness.

It does not change channels when I intend to, rather switch to any random channel without human intervention 😛

Every Singing Reality Show…

Posted: March 18, 2017 by aawraa in Funny

Imagine you participated in a live programming competition where jury eyeing on your every keystroke. Regardless of program’s complexity you are given, you typed:


(function() {

})();

The jury simply out of their seats with excitement as if you are the greatest programmer on the planet.

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That’s exactly what’s happening in all singing reality TV shows these days – judges are literally exaggerating things at hand 😐

Greatest day of my life

Posted: February 25, 2017 by aawraa in Funny, Sarcasm, Witty

If someone asks me “what’s the greatest day of life”, I would say, “the day when M$ dropped support for IE” 😛