Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category

Greatest day of my life

Posted: February 25, 2017 by aawraa in Funny, Sarcasm, Witty

If someone asks me “what’s the greatest day of life”, I would say, “the day when M$ dropped support for IE” 😛

On Elon Musk

Posted: February 16, 2017 by aawraa in Funny

He started Zip2 to save EFFORT bringing your media company online.
He started Paypal to save TIME exchanging your money.
He started SolarCity to save ENERGY (solar) powering your house.
He started Telsa to save PLANET you live on.
He started SpaceX to save HUMANITY you are part of.
He may start _____ to save YOU 🙂

If he thinks that we are all CYBORGS then he himself must be a CYGOD 😉

Elon Musk reiterates the need for brain-computer interfaces in the age of AI

Indian Matrix

Posted: February 11, 2017 by aawraa in Funny

Happened to watch the climax of The Matrix movie. You won’t believe what the ending is, it’s typical Indian!

In the climax, Trinity commands her husband/lover Neo to get up and fight. Neo being shot dead already by 3-4 bullets suddenly wakes up and kills Smith. वो पति ही क्या जो पत्नी को अनसुना करे 😛

Confused Amir Khan

Posted: February 8, 2017 by aawraa in Funny, Sarcasm

If we ignore the fact that the movie was based on a true story:

Amir’s Dangal and Taare Zamin Par movies are so contrary in their message.

In TZP, Aamir was a outsider and encouraged the kid’s parents to let their kido do what he likes.

In Dangal, he was the insider (i e. Father) and forced his daughters to join wrestling

Food in B’lore

Posted: February 1, 2017 by aawraa in Funny

The reason why food in Bangalore is bad because every other artistic person is a Software Engineer there 😛

Being a privileged customer

Posted: January 1, 2017 by aawraa in Funny, Sarcasm, Witty

Every time I call Kotak Bank’s customer care number, I hear, “As a privileged customer, we wish to serve you PASTA” 😛

It’s faster by the way.

Happy New Year 2017

Posted: December 31, 2016 by aawraa in Funny, Witty

This was a very old but real story happened to my dad while he was taking a stroll.

A random guy stopped him and asked, “ये सातारा कहा पड़ता है?”
My dad, a little bewildered as he was in Airoli at that time, thought for a moment and answered, “सातारा तो यहाँ से काफी दूर है..!!”

The guy questioned, “कितना दूर???”

My dad quickly reverted, as he knew the approximate time and the way to get there, “ये Volvo Bus पकडनेका और कमसे कम ६-७ घंटे तो लगेंगे…”

The guy, super confused, carried himself somehow and uttered, “मुझे तो बोला था की ६-७ मिनट के दुरी में है??”

My dad now way more confused than him, interrogated if he has any note with the address written on it.
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It was “XYZ Building, Sector 17, Airoli” 😛

#HappyNewYear20सातारा in advance