Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category

On SvelteJS

Posted: April 5, 2021 by aawraa in Funny, Witty

https://svelte.dev is a living example that you can move the needle with enough dollars.

P.S. For those who did not get the joke: SvelteJS uses vanilla Javascript constructs for data-binding using let or export keyword, however for reactivity, it expects a dollar sign in front of the variable i.e. $: foo

On Button

Posted: March 9, 2021 by aawraa in Funny, Hitech, Witty

Q: What will a grown up button be called?

A: A raised button

On Queue

Posted: March 9, 2021 by aawraa in Funny

I swiped a credit card at ATM (considering it was a debit card) and got some error messages for 3-4 times. Then thought the ATM ran out of cash and told the entire queue to look for another ATM and they all left disparagingly

Face with tears of joy

On Apple Logo

Posted: February 13, 2021 by aawraa in Funny, Hitech

After Myntra’s logo fiasco, I inadvertently started to give a keen eye to every logo out there. Now if you take an Apple logo and rotate it then you will see a fat guy in a vest!

Musk vs Bezos

Posted: January 9, 2021 by aawraa in Funny, Sarcasm, Witty

In future, there will be two human space-faring sub-species fighting with each other:

1. Homo Elongate – followers of Jeff Bezos impeding the progress of opponent specie.

2. Homo Bezoar – followers of Elon Musk, antidote for poison.

On Amazon Groceries

Posted: December 9, 2020 by aawraa in Funny, Witty

Me: पता है Amazon पे Groceries भी मिलती है?

Wife: अपने Amazon पे?!

Me: नहीं U.S. वाले

P.S. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWYvBai1hgk

Biggest lie in the world

Posted: April 30, 2020 by aawraa in Funny, Sarcasm, Witty

“Your call is important to us, please hold the line”.

On Hritik

Posted: March 2, 2020 by aawraa in Funny, Witty

Corona Pyaar (Nahi) Hai
— Hritik Roshan

On costly education

Posted: January 21, 2020 by aawraa in Funny, Sarcasm, Witty

A person in a lift looked at a blood donation banner stuck on a wall and then decided to keen his observation to know who was driving it. It was his Kid’s school.

He immediately said in despair, “With a hefty school fee, I have no blood left in me”.

On Woman

Posted: October 1, 2019 by aawraa in Funny, Sarcasm, Witty

Practice makes a man perfect. And a woman?! She is perfect from eternity so she does not need it.